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Thursday, October 1, 2026
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Today's edition leans toward oddities and humor.
Today's question from the editorial desk.

Trust AI to help fix your PC or make a funny image to tease your friends; don't use it to plan your ascent of a 14,000-f

Couch enthusiast JD Vance offered two helpful reminders today that beneath the eyeliner, beard, expensive suits, and eno

TL;DR: Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2019 for Windows lets you enjoy seven tools for a one-time low price
Global affairs & events
Escalating sabotage across Europe points toward a new, covert front in the Russia-West conflict.

A record-breaking pig kidney transplant brings humanity closer to solving the organ donation crisis.

Reports of a missile hitting an Iranian wedding threaten to deepen regional instability.

Innovation & digital life
A court ruling preserves Google’s ad monopoly despite finding illegal anti-competitive behavior.

OpenAI stumbles as technical failures plague the highly anticipated launch of GPT-6.

Nvidia secures its AI dominance by acquiring the critical open-source platform Hugging Face.

Art, music, film & society
A new anamorphic mural of Freddie Mercury only appears from one specific viewpoint.

Aardman's half-century retrospective reveals the iconic Gromit was almost a cat.

Levity & wit
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Touting the new feature as yet another innovation to help every traveler get where they're going, Goog

Legacy mapping tool MapQuest shot up to become the top navigation app in Apple’s app store after refusing to comply with

The post Gloria Steinem, Researcher Who Discovered Existence Of Women, Dead At 92 appeared first on The Onion.

Living, health & the human experience
Strange, curious & unexpected
Trust AI to help fix your PC or make a funny image to tease your friends; don't use it to plan your ascent of a 14,000-f

Couch enthusiast JD Vance offered two helpful reminders today that beneath the eyeliner, beard, expensive suits, and eno

TL;DR: Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2019 for Windows lets you enjoy seven tools for a one-time low price
